Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Barenaked Ladies

Here begins the newest, most amazing musing from The Loudest Fan. Bow appropriately:

Confused about the title? Don't be, because, "It's been... One week since" I've posted. Also, I've outsourced to that starving poet, Damon, once more, and he's got a batch of sexiness for your eyes' balls. Really. Am I just being lazy? Probably.

Let's get on with the sharing of the poems, then:"Here's an older work to get y'all acclimated to all the sexy. It's an exercise in flarf." A decent one, at that. Curious how dated FML is already.

"In keeping with the vaguely incestuous elements..." O Ed, I pus.

Great. I ask for sexy, you give me this. This makes me need a drink for all the wrong reasons. "Drink away, buddy. DRINK IT UP."

"There, is that better? Scintillating enough?" Still kind of a downer, though. But I do like it. "There's no pleasing you then. I'll wrap this up with my latest, sexless work."

"I challenge your commenters to analyze and critique the shit out of this one." Sexy. And watch your language, buddy.

Enjoy, folks. I know I did.

11 comments:

  1. I've got to admit, I hate poems but these ones are hilarious - especially the first one.

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  2. I'm sure Damon appreciates that. He's all about being artsy within a sense of humor, or vice-versa. I'm never sure which it is he wants.

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  3. Nice post man, I'm lovin' the poems! I have a few on my flash drive, but I forgot it at a friends house, I get it after school today, hopefully I'll remember to post a poem here! (lovin' the theme of your blog btw!)

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  4. LOL The first poem was by far my favorite. Keep it up dude!

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  5. Y'all should look into flarf as a poetic movement, then.

    Personally, I have a hard time picking a favorite. Uncle Ernie and c/o Marshall are the most dense, so I guess I'm drawn most to those.

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  6. Beautiful poems! Liked the second one best!

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  7. Thanks for these great poems

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