Friday, July 17, 2009

An introduction: Dr. Boring

Here begins the newest, most amazing musing from The Loudest Fan. Bow appropriately:

Often times I find myself searching for new ways to entertain and exercise my unmatched mental capacities. The latest has been the creation of an alter-ego who is bound to occasionally post on this infallible bulletin board of pure, unadulterated glory. This alter-ego's name is Dr. Boring.

Dr. Boring is a man who is fascinated by the mundane, but appropriately and brilliantly so. Essentially, he discusses things only a raging pothead would muse on that also happen to be genuinely brilliant. Only he does it sober. Never before has Boring been so Fucking Awesome.

In reality, this is just me performing mental masturbation by showing you all how amazing I am at noticing everything around me with profound brilliance. Prepare yourself for the most mundane causes of shitting one's own pants. Guiness, give me world records NOW.


  1. I must admit, your posts are intriguing to say the least. Don't really know why but this post reminded me of Sherlock holmes.

    Shall be following for more obscurities.

  2. Haha, that actually made me smirk. I like your tone, I think this is the kind of blog I could really get into.


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